RJ (24) – Recovering cocaine addict. RJ is loud, arrogant and totally full of himself. He’s also an aspiring model – surprise. His main goal in life is to be just like Marky Mark which is to say he wants to shoot underwear ads and have muscles. He practices in his room with fruit of the loom briefs (holes in them) and one of Vye’s cucumbers tucked into his crotch.